Where the snow falls

One hell of a nightmare.

So my nightmare over the last four days:
My power was shut off overnight due to an accident nearby on saturday night. There was nothing but complete darkness since even the street lights were out.
On Sunday my dryer caught fire and set my whole house on a smoke alarm feeding frenzy for far too long. I had a mini panic attack.
And today my washer’s water sensor went out and flooded my laundry room, making sure to destroy the linoleum floor and soak the carpet and even go through the wall and down the wall to the first floor. I’m having an anxiety attack.. it hasnt gone away in the last 30minutes.

I just realized you can disable “endless scrolling”..

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

adiostoreador:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

this is so sad

between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options. 
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you. 
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman: 
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman: 
society: 
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society: 
woman: 
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

I love vests :D #cute #blonde #glasses #sexy

so-tired-of-running:

del0ppus:

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

My love for this post is unbelievable.

best-of-funny:

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Wow. Just.. wow.